(OPENING THEME PLAYING)
Oh no, Sparkleface.
The cotton candy growth
isn't growing because there
hasn't been a shower in weeks.
But it rained
just yesterday, Butterbean.
Not that kind
of shower, silly.
It needs a shower
of compliments.
Of course it does.
You're the most
amazing cotton candy ever.
And so delicious too.
Yum! Yum! Yum!
(POPPING)
Look, it's working.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh no!
That noise is ruining
the cotton candy's
natural fluffiness.
It's coming from the unicorns.
The unicorns.
Ooh, they sound like trouble.
-(YELPING)
-Hey, Raven, you want
to get in on the fun?
It's just Control Freak.
I'm good.
Ah, come on.
Give it a try.
(YELPING)
Ooh, is this a new episode
of Pretty Pretty Pegasus?
-(LASER ZAPPING)
-(GROANS)
Yeah, the unicorns
are playing their
music too loud
and ruining
all the cotton candy.
Sounds like a doozy
of a problem. Ow!
But you know
there's nothing that
friendship can't fix.
-That's what I love
about the show.
-(GRUNTS)
-It has such good messages.
-(GROANS)
(CONTROL FREAK SCREAMS)
It's so nice to see a cartoon
where the characters
don't have to solve
every problem
through violence.
-(CONTROL FREAK SCREAMS)
-You like TV so much?
Here's a rerun
of your last beat down.
-(YELPING)
-Blammo!
(GROANS)
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
-(CRACKING)
Yo, how do I turn
I turn down the volume
on your cries of pain, fool?
Whoa!
I do not know how to make
the television reference.
Whoop-whoop,
hoop-hoop and doop!
(CONTROL FREAK SHRIEKS)
Ugh!
Haven't you had enough?
You know what I like
about remote controls, Robin?
If you don't like
what's happening,
you can change the channel.
(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Where has Control Freak's
remote transported
us this time?
(GASPS)
Oh, ooh!
It certainly is
the beautiful place.
Ah, ah.
What is wrong with you, girl?
(EXCLAIMS IN EXCITEMENT)
Uh, did you hit
your head, mama?
Do you know
where we are?
I do.
I've transported you all
to the newest episode
of Pretty Pretty Pegasus.
(LAUGHING)
Thank you so much.
It's a dream come true.
Well, it will be a nightmare.
Because if you can't
discover the way out,
you'll be trapped
here forever.
Really? Forever?
Yes, forever.
You'll be stuck
with the Pegasuses.
Pegasi?
What's the plural of Pegasus?
A flerd.
It's half flock, half herd.
Holy smokes, you're a nerd.
Freak out.
(SNIFFS)
We have to get out
of here fast.
This place is a breeding
ground for cavities.
But how?
It's a horse show.
So we probably have to hold
hands and talk about the power
of friendship or something.
-Bleh!
-Look.
This world may seem
ridiculous to you,
but these cotton candy bushes
have got me through
some dark times.
Now, come on.
If anyone can help us, it's
Butterbean and Sparkleface.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(ENCHANTING MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS)
Oh my gosh!
There they are.
I have to talk to them.
Wait, Raven.
Making contact
with fictional characters
can permanently
alter their reality.
Perhaps Beast Boy
can disguise himself
as the Pegasus.
Sorry, don't do
mythological creatures.
Bro, it's just a horse
with bird wings.
You can do it.
Argh! I guess I could
give it a shot.
(STRAINING)
(YELPING)
Oh, dude, this is agony.
(WAILING)
Ow, ow.
Just go talk to them!
(GRUNTING)
Maybe if we give
the unicorns juice
and cookies,
they'll stop playing
their loud music.
That's a great idea,
Butterbean.
Hello, friends.
Oh!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ROARING)
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
I can't take this.
I've got to talk to them.
(MOANING)
Sparkleface and Butterbean.
This is amazing.
You guys are even
fluffier in person.
(SQUEAKING)
-Who are you?
-My name is Raven.
And these are my friends.
Would you like to be
a part of our flerd?
(GASPS)
Yes!
Then lets sing
the friendship song.
ROBIN: Absolutely not.
We need your help
to find our way home.
We'd love to help you.
But we're having
a very big problem with
our neighbors, the unicorns.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
They won't turn down
their loud, loud music.
Have you not tried
using the extreme violence?
That's not a way
to make friends.
We're wasting time here.
We have to find
a way out.
Maybe this is the way out.
What if Control Freak
put us in this episode
to help them solve
their problems
and learn a lesson?
Learn a lesson?
That sound like the MO
of that black-hearted
couch potato.
Then take us to the unicorns.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
-(CHUCKLES)
-(GASPS)
-(CHUCKLES)
-Argh!
Okay, unicorn brothers,
y'all ready to drop
some more beats?
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
You better bring that.
Then let's do it!
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Okay, Titans, here's the plan.
I'll incapacitate
them with some tear gas.
Cyborg, you hit them
with your sonic canons.
No! That's not how
Pegasus solves problems.
We need to talk to them
and work this out together
so we can all be friends.
(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
Fine.
But if things go south...
(SAW BUZZING)
(HAPPY MUSIC PLAYING)
Hello. Can I help you?
We were hoping
you would keep the music
down a little bit.
I'm afraid we can't do
that, friend. Nope.
I'm glad you agree
we are friends, but...
Butterbean, please
we'll handle this.
Titans, go!
-(TRUMPETING)
-(GROANS)
(LASER ZAPPING)
My horn!
(GRUNTS)
-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)
(GROANS)
(SQUEAKING)
That was scary.
Very scary.
But it made the unicorns
stop playing their music.
I'm so sorry.
What's wrong with you guys?
You never even tried
talking to us.
Use your words!
But you said
you weren't going
to turn down the music.
Because the loud beats
from our horns
was the only thing
that kept the Gumdrop Goblin
from leaving his cave
and smashing up all the candy.
(SNORING)
Huh?
(YELLS) Where's my music?
(GROWLING)
-Oh.
-Got ya.
(GASPS) On no!
He's gonna be here any moment.
Hurry, you must drop
some more of the beats.
We can't.
You broke my horn!
(ELECTRONIC SPUTTERING)
We get our strength
by playing together
in harmony.
(BOTH CRYING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Get it together.
Snap out of it.
We need to focus
on the problem at hand.
You're right. Yep.
I don't know
what came over us.
Those slaps
worked really well.
I liked watching it.
That Goblin's almost here.
We need a plan.
I say we form
a friendship circle
so we can hug him
from all angles.
Or we could
kick him in the face.
(EXCLAIMS)
Butterbean,
what's wrong with you?
(CHUCKLES)
That just seems like the
fastest way to get rid of him.
But, you taught me
friendship and love
are always the best ways
to deal with problems.
Did I?
That sounds ridiculous.
(GROWLING)
Agreed. Titans, go!
(TITANS SCREAMING)
(GROWLING)
Oh, no.
What do we do now, Raven?
We do what the old
Butterbean and Sparkleface
would have done.
Not punch him in the face?
Good. And?
Have the unicorns
play their music.
Exactly.
But my broken horn
will only make funny sounds.
(ELECTRONIC SPUTTERING)
Butterbean, what do you
have to say about that?
Well...
A broken horn
doesn't matter if you
play from your heart.
Just do your best.
And we'll be proud of you
no matter what.
Now, that's what
I'm talking about.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(GROWLING)
It's working but not enough.
I've got it.
(GROWLS)
I love and value you,
Gumdrop Goblin.
(ENCHANTING MUSIC)
(GROWLS)
That's all I needed to hear.
(ALL CHEERING)
-Ya!
(CHIMING)
Okay, let's pound some face.
Hey, where'd it go?
We handled it
with friendship.
And that worked?
Then we solved the problem
and learned the lesson.
Ah yeah, we're going
back home.
Goodbye.
We'll never forget you.
You'll always be part
of our flerd.
That was really beautiful.
Well done, Titans.
Control Freak.
Titans, go!
(GRUNTING)
-(CONTROL FREAK YELPING)
-Oh.
(BABY GURGLING)
Hey, what time is it?
It's meat party time!
I'll take one steak!
One?
I got steaks for days!
-Yeah!
-Bratwurst, please.
More like "brat-best".
And a burger of the turkey.
Burger!
Gobble-gobble-gone!
Hey, bro.
Throw my veggies
on that grill!
Veggies?
On my beautiful grill?
Are you crazy?
You just ate
vegetables yesterday.
Why would you want more?
I'm a vegetarian.
That's what I eat every day.
Here, eat this sausage.
It's shaped like a carrot.
Ew! No way!
You're really missing out.
The meat is so delicious...
No more talking!
I need meat in my tum-tum.
(GOBBLING NOISES)
Come on, guys, vegetables!
They're good,
and good for you.
I'm just saying.
You might regret
eating all that meat.
(MUFFLED)
Nuh-uh. No way.
No how, not a chance.
Meat!
(BOTH GROWLING)
(BEEPING)
It's Cinder Block.
He's attacking Jump City.
You guys ready for
a meat-fueled melee?
Titans, go!
(ROARING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(YELLS)
Ow! Why does it
hurt so bad?
One of my stomachs
and the meat are locked
in a most ferocious struggle.
(GROANS)
The meat has won.
Oh, there's a meat
person in me.
What's your name,
little meat person?
(GIGGLING)
Can't think thoughts.
Only meat!
I don't know what's worse,
my meat gut
or my meat sweats!
Don't worry.
I got this.
He's so alert.
(ROARS)
So energetic!
(YELLS)
It's like he doesn't have
any meat in him at all!
How were you
so focused and agile?
All things are possible
through vegetables, bro.
(CLEARS THROAT) As you can see
from these science drawings
vegetables make a line
that keeps going up.
Yes, Cyborg?
What's up with that
weird little purple carrot?
That? That's a rutabaga.
Oh, of course.
And that round,
leafy, green carrot?
That's just lettuce.
And the brown, lumpy carrot?
The potato?
You know, all vegetables
aren't just carrots, right?
Then what's this
pointy, orange carrot?
That's a carrot.
I am so confused!
This is a lot of information
to process, Beast Boy.
But aren't vegetables still
just gross, tasteless
rabbit food?
Yeah. Why should I
eat like a rabbit?
I'm not a rabbit.
It is true.
Vegetables do not
give my mouth
the deliciousness
in the same manner
as the meat.
You don't think vegetables
can be tasty, huh?
For Robin, the carrot stew.
Starfire, broccoli.
Raven,
falafel and hummus.
And Cyborg, spinach, bro!
(SNIFFS)
Whoa, that's good!
Really good!
I thought this would
taste like dirt.
This don't taste like dirt!
(GOBBLING NOISES)
ALL: Vegetables!
(PHONE BEEPS)
Crime alert!
You guys ready for
a vegetable-powered victory?
(ALARM RINGING)
Oh, no!
It's the Titans!
Go!
Thanks to spinach
I'm stronger than ever!
(BELL DINGING)
(MIMICS POPEYE LAUGHING)
These carrots are
giving me super sight!
I have so much
of the energy,
I cannot believe it.
I just feel... Whoo!
And I feel
happier than ever.
(GROANING)
That was amazing!
Now do me a favor
and look under your shirts.
Whoa! What's this?
That's your vegetable gut.
Now wipe your brows!
What is this?
-Honey?
-That's right, mama.
You got some sweet
vegetable sweat going on!
Then from this day on,
we will only eat the...
ALL: Vegetables!
That's what's up!
(EXCLAIMS)
Good morning, Beast Boy.
Would you like some
scrambled vegetables?
Or some toasted
vegetable slices?
Or some vegetables
in a bowl?
No milk though.
Only vegetables.
What... I don't...
You're all green!
We're vegetarians.
Vegetarians don't turn green!
You're green.
Yeah, but for totally
different reasons.
I think it's great
you're eating healthier,
but you've gotta do
everything in moderation.
What are you doing, Beast Boy?
You can't eat that.
It's just some fruit.
And fruit is a type of meat.
I don't know for sure,
but I don't think that's true.
Is it the vegetable?
-No.
-TITANS: He's eating meat.
What should we do with him?
Let's bring him to our master.
Let him decide.
Huh? (EXCLAIMS)
TITANS: (CHANTING)
Vegetables! Vegetables!
What are you guys doing?
Ever since we ate
our first vegetable,
he has been whispering to us.
-He?
-Yes, he!
If we do not defile
our bodies and eat
only vegetables,
he will grant us a place
in his new vegetable kingdom.
(GRUNTING)
You guys are acting
super weird!
I think maybe you ate
too many vegetables.
Quiet! It is time.
ALL: (CHANTING)
Rhubarb, lettuce, lima beans,
potato, peppers,
collared greens.
We eat them all,
and then some more
to summon our master,
Vegetor!
(ROARING)
From deep within the green,
Vegetor has risen!
I will cleanse this world
by destroying all meat.
Starting with you,
filthy meat creature.
(ROARS)
Whoa! (GRUNTS)
I'm a vegetarian, dude!
Guys, you can't
let him destroy me!
But there is no room for you
in the new vegetable kingdom.
(GROANS) Look,
I think meat is gross.
But other people like it,
and that's cool.
You just need to
have a balanced diet
whatever you eat.
His mind has been poisoned
by the meat apple.
(GROANS) Cyborg,
dude, what time is it?
I don't know.
I didn't bring a watch.
(GROANS) What time is it?
Six-ish?
No! What time is it?
(GASPS) It's meat party time!
-(GROANS) What?
-It's meat party time!
Wait... What...
Did someone say
"Meat party time"?
(GROANING)
Your time is up.
The age of vegetables
begins now!
(SNIFFS)
Oh! What is that
captivating smell?
Barbecue ribs, buddy.
Want some?
Vegetor's body is a temple!
He does not indulge
in such filth.
(SNIFFS)
Does smell pretty good.
And the taste is
even better than the smell.
Vegetor guesses
one bite couldn't hurt.
Mmm. Not bad.
Try a sausage.
Spicy! What else do you have?
Oh, no!
Vegetor has the meat gut.
Quick! We've weakened
him with meat. Now let's...
Ugh. Meat.
Ugh. Vegetables.
Now that's what I call
a balanced diet.
(ALL LAUGHING)